The Unfrozen Version of The Diary of the Phantom Tire Finder – Entry # 26

 

 

Dear  Diary

A Web Log from A Phantom Tire Buyer with a Secret Identity

January 31, 2019

Brrr!  It’s bitterly cold here in the nation’s heartland!  As I was browsing the internet looking for insulation tips for the lair and a thermal cape, it occurred to me that many people were probably battling battery and tire pressure issues.  As a long-time Tire Discounters customer and close personal friend of Chip Wood, I know that Tire Discounters offers free inspections for both.  (along with every other aspect of automotive maintenance, but that’s better saved for another diary entry)

How could I spread the word that help was right down the street at your nearest Tire Discounters!  I quickly snatched up my whiteboard and dry marker and wrote:  TIRE DISCOUNTERS CAN HELP!  Then, I took to streets to spread this message of hope.

Unfortunately, a sudden snow squall came up and covered the words TIRE DISCOUNTERS CAN.  So, there I was, a Phantom Tire Buyer with a secret identity wearing a cape and glasses, enthusiastically waving a big sign that said HELP.

I would like to apologize to all the truly concerned and kind people who understandably misinterpreted my intent and offered assistance.