A Web Log from A Phantom Tire Buyer with a Secret Identity
February 4, 2019
I have never been too concerned about my eyesight. As a Phantom Tire Buyer with a secret identity, my glasses are an integral part of my clever disguise. And yet, dear diary, I must confide to you that the lenses are clear! It was only after Tire Discounters installed my new windshield wipers that I supected something was amiss. I anxiously awaited the first rain or snowfall after the installation so that I would witness perfect clarity with each swipe of the new blades. Finally, the big day came, and with the falling of the first flakes I hopped in the Phantomobile for a spin!
Swipe/and the windshield is clean! Then, more flakes and/swipe…an utterly pristine windshield! As you might imagine, I was enthralled by process, but it’s rather repetitive to describe.
Just then, in scanning the road ahead left to right as safe drivers do, I detected a vague blurriness in objects that were far away. I made haste to the eye doctor and was informed that my vision was not 20/20!
There is a lesson here. New wipers at Tire Discounters are effective and endlessly fascinating, but proper vision is just as important. So from this day on, when I see someone with unsightly streaks on their windshields, my advice will be twofold: go to Tire Discounters for new windshield wipers – and get your eyes checked by a medical professional.