The Diary of the Phantom Tire Buyer – #31

Dear  Diary

A Web Log from A Phantom Tire Buyer with a Secret Identity

Yesterday I had the delightful duty of babysitting for my 5 year-old niece.  She loves to sit and listen to her Uncle Phantom discuss things like tire tread siping, optimum tire pressure, and the dangers involved in putting new tires on a mis-aligned vehicle.  At least, she seems content to listen as long as she’s holding “Kitty”, her stuffed companion, and munching on popcorn and sipping hot chocolate. 

I was segueing into the topic of the dramatic increase of women who have chosen tire industry as a rewarding career path, when her eyes lit up. 

“I already know what I want to be”.

“Really?  That’s wonderful,” I replied.  “A Tire Discounters employee, no doubt?”

“My first choice is that I want to be an archeontologist.”

“I don’t believe I know what that is.”

She rolled her eyes.

“They dig up old rocks and stuff!”

“Oh.  That sounds fascinating”

“And if I can’t do that I want to be teacher.”

“Just like your Mommy!”

“And if I can’t be one of those I’ll be a doctor.”

I must say that I was somewhat disappointed about her lack of desire to join the tire and service industry, but – when being a doctor is your fall back position I suppose you’re on a pretty good track.