A Web Log from A Phantom Tire Buyer with a Secret Identity
February 12, 2019
Potholes! Anyone who has ventured out onto the roads recently has had to deal with these sinister sink-holes. In no way do I mean to disparage the good and hard working people who maintain our roads – BUT, imagine my dismay upon discovering a cavernous crater right outside of my lair! If these rascals feel free to scar the road of a Phantom Tire Buyer with a secret identity and close personal friend of Chip Wood’s, who knows what havoc they are wreaking upon those who have no connection to Tire Discounters!
But fear not! In the interest of safe travel for everyone, Tire Discounters ALWAYS offers free inspections, even to those who have not been wise enough to take advantage of their goods and services.
So the best thing you can do if you’ve encountered one of these malicious menaces is to head to Tire Discounters, toot-sweet, and have your tire inspected and alignment checked!
Now I must go. I intend to stand guard over the pothole outside of my lair and warn unsuspecting drivers of the impending danger. Fortunately, my cape is weather-proof.