A Web Log about a poll from A Phantom Tire Buyer with a Secret Identity
The other day I decided to conduct a poll of people I met on the street. I’m not sure if my results can be considered “scientific” or not, but I’ll bet I spoke with upwards of 15 different people. 8 of whom continued speaking with me after I identified myself as a Phantom Tire with a secret identity. I couldn’t have them thinking I was just some random stranger with a cape on.
Well, the results were overwhelming, and I was dumbstruck once again by how many people are unaware of the fact that Tire Discounters is so much more than a tire store.
Here are some of my findings:
5 out of 8 people buy all their tires at Tire Discounters. That’s not nearly enough.
4 out of 8 people “think they do some other kind of work on cars”. Well come now. I wouldn’t call over 400,000 alignments and 10,000 brake jobs in the year 2019 alone – “some work”.
Brakes, Alignments, shocks and struts, oil changes, fluid exchanges – my friends, Tire Discounters does it all! They can handle all your vehicles’ scheduled maintenance! And do I need to remind you that they perform all these services with the same expertise and integrity that is synonymous with the name Tire Discounters?
Oh, this is also interesting. 1 out of 8 people think I shouldn’t wear a cape in public.