The Diary of the Phantom Tire Buyer – #31

Dear  Diary

A Web Log from A Phantom Tire Buyer with a Secret Identity

Yesterday I had the delightful duty of babysitting for my 5 year-old niece.  She loves to sit and listen to her Uncle Phantom discuss things like tire tread siping, optimum tire pressure, and the dangers involved in putting new tires on a mis-aligned vehicle.  At least, she seems content to listen as long as she’s holding “Kitty”, her stuffed companion, and munching on popcorn and sipping hot chocolate. 

I was segueing into the topic of the dramatic increase of women who have chosen tire industry as a rewarding career path, when her eyes lit up. 

“I already know what I want to be”.

“Really?  That’s wonderful,” I replied.  “A Tire Discounters employee, no doubt?”

“My first choice is that I want to be an archeontologist.”

“I don’t believe I know what that is.”

She rolled her eyes.

“They dig up old rocks and stuff!”

“Oh.  That sounds fascinating”

“And if I can’t do that I want to be teacher.”

“Just like your Mommy!”

“And if I can’t be one of those I’ll be a doctor.”

I must say that I was somewhat disappointed about her lack of desire to join the tire and service industry, but – when being a doctor is your fall back position I suppose you’re on a pretty good track.

The Diary of the Phantom Tire Buyer – #30

Dear  Diary

A Web Log from A Phantom Tire Buyer with a Secret Identity

I stopped into a local coffee restaurant the other day.  It has a rather curious name: “Starbucks”.  I was looking forward to re-reading an email from my good friend Chip Wood about a couple of tires that Tire Discounters was featuring in March.  But before I wrapped my mind around such straight forward matters as the circumferential grooves in the Pirelli PZero AS +, or the asymmetric design and lateral groove densities of the Kenda Klever S/T KR52, I was stymied by how confusing it was to order a cup of coffee. 

As I listened to the customers in front of me, it seemed they were speaking in some sort of quasi-Italian code.  Frappacino, Machiaddo, venti…it was all rather disconcerting.  When my turn came, I hesitantly stepped up to the register:

“Hello, I’m Phantom Tire Buyer with a secret identity.”

“Hi, I’m Mindy, your barista for today.”

“Oh, no thanks, I’m a tea-totaler.  I’d just like a cup of black coffee, please.”

“What kind?”

“Um, black is fine.”

“Yes, all right, I’ll just fix you up with our Pike brew, okay?”

“That sounds interesting…”


“It certainly is”, I replied.  I felt this neutral response was the best course of action. 

I did get my coffee, and was soon back in my comfort zone, enjoying what was quite a decent cup of Joe, re-immersed in the clear and beautiful language of rubber.  Oh my!  The new Pirelli boasts of larger grooves between blocks…ah, music to my ears. 

The Diary of the Phantom Tire Buyer #29

Dear  Diary

A Web Log from A Phantom Tire Buyer with a Secret Identity

March 1, 2019

I don’t know that I’ve ever felt so honored.  My good friend Chip Wood took time out of his busy day to call me on the Phantom Phone yesterday and guess what – he invited me to be a guest at the Tire Discounters Winner’s Circle Awards Dinner!  Be still my heart.  This is the biggest night of the year, and only the best of the best Tire Discounters technicians and store personnel will be in attendance. 

First, I’ll have to carefully clean and launder my cape.  The paparazzi is sure to be outside on the red carpet in full force.  I hope I’ll be able to maintain my professional comportment when interviewed under the lights by the glamorous hosts of “Access Tire and Rubber”. 

I found myself musing about who will win such coveted awards as General Manager of the year, when a thought struck me:  what if we all concentrated less on the final winners and considered that the real honor and victory was the nomination itself!  Wow.  What a radically new way of looking at things.  I’m humbled by the fact that I thought of it.   

Ps:  By extension, maybe the REAL winners are all the people smart enough to be loyal Tire Discounters customers…alignment, so crucial!

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As mother nature continues to exhibit her hold on our weather during the winter months, your dashboard may be lighting up. The radical changes in temperature outside directly effect the air pressure inside your tires. While the naked eye might not pick-up a low level pressure in a tire, your TPMS sensor will.

Monitoring our automotive systems and alerting us of potential hazards has come a long way with the advancement of technology. Warning symbols that resemble a top-secret sequencing code fill your dashboard today. Any chance you still have that secret decoder ring from your childhood?

One of the systems is the Tire Pressure Monitoring System (TPMS). The TPMS system will warn you of a low-pressure issue with at least one of your tires.  Low pressure in one or more of your tires creates an unsafe driving condition.

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